What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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