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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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