Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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