- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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