- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

whats black and strange a paki

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

you will like this because i am black.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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