What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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My cat just died.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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