- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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