- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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