- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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