- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

I am quite mature.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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