- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Black people having a Job.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A hill billy went fishing

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