What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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woman's rights

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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