what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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