What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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