- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

12345678910111213141516171819whatcomesnext

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??