A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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A lot eh?

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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