Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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