- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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