A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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