- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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