- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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