It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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