- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

God is real.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

No it doesnt..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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