why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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learn. advance!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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