- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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