Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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