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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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