- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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