- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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