why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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alert('The Game')

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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