what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A hill billy went fishing

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

woman's lacrosse

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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