- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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