- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womans having rights.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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