- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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