- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

women's rights.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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