- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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