Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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race-car = rac-ecar

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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