Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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