- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Where's my baby??

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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