- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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