-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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