Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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men's rights activists

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Yellow People !!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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