- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

my penis

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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