- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

race-car = rac-ecar

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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