- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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