- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man penetrates another man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

this website even though its hilarious.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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