ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Anti Joke

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