Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A Chinese man fails a math test

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Anti Joke

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