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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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