Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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