- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why can't february march Because april may

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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