Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Weaner

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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