What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Pickle

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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