A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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