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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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