- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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