- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Badabing.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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