How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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