Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Anti Joke

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