- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A man died.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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