- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What's white and gluey Glue

guess what? bannanas

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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