- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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