- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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