- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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