a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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