Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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