- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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