How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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