What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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