- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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