- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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