What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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