The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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