- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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