What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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