- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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