- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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