- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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