A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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womens rights

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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