What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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