- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Donald Trump

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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