In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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