- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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