- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Jordan is pregant

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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