- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

9/11 my birthday

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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