- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Yes

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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