Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Fat? Jesse Z

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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