Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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