a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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