A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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