Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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