there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Anti Joke

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