What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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