- Anti Joke

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

God is real.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him