- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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