- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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