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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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