A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

time to spruce up!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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