- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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