- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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