There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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like if your cool

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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