A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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