I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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