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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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