Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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