- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How you know when dislextic

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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