What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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