A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Go away still nothing to see

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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