Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

knock knock who's there ?

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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