you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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