Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Donald Trump

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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