Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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