What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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