- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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