Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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