- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Cripples are lame.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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