My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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