- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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