Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

haha black people :D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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