Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Where's my baby??

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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