What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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