What's 9+10? 19

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

An Asian with a big dick.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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