- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Caroline Kelly.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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