do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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