- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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