what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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