- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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