¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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