What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

guess what? bannanas

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

All of these jokes are about white people

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

A bar walks into a man

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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