yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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