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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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