What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

i saw amango it splootered

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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