A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Cheese

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Anti Joke

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