- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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