my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

No your aunties a joke

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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