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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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