A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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