KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Weaner

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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