- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

God is real.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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