Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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