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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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