- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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