roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

12 in general

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Jimmy Saville

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Tony Romo

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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