Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Death by kayak

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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