- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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