- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What is life? Paul.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Fat? Jesse Z

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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