How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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