- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Women's Rights

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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