These Jokes suck.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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