- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Ross.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Cancer

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