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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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