- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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your mom gave me head.....phones

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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