- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

One, two, three, four and five

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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