Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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My jeans

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Anti Joke

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