An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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