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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Who is big and stupid My brother

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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