Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Denard Robinson

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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