- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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