- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Knock knock knock OCD

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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