How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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