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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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