- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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