- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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