- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I am a mime

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

your mom was so fat that she died.

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