There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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outside your comfort zone

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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