- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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