- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How does a black guy die? Unknown

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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