What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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