- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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