- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

kennah campion when she talks

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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