- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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