- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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