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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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