- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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