- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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