Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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