Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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