Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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