- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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