Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

can you pass the soap?

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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