- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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