why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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