Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Potassium? K.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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