- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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