Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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