What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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