- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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