OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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