- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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