what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Communism hehe xd

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Anti Joke

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