Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Black people having a Job.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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