A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

i found waldo.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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