- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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