- Anti Joke

A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

women's rights

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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