- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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