- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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