- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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