two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A hill billy went fishing

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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