The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Hey Shea

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Anti Joke

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