- Anti Joke

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's upside down? umop apisdn

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms