Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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