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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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