a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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The New York Giants

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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