Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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