- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Where's my baby??

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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